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I'd Go Straight For...
October 16, 2007 - 8:23am — green
I wake up every morning thinking, "Who can I piss off today?", and then I unleash my own brand of bitch on the world. [This is sarcasm. I don't aim to anger people. That's my 9th grade P.E. teacher's job. He was an ass. Me? I'm like a tulip bathed in sunshine and glitter. That's not sarcasm. That's an exaggeration. Totally different.] I don't think I'll enrage anyone today, but I could be wrong. I've been wrong before. Once.
Today's topic: Men I Would Consider F*****g If They Didn't Have A P***s And I Was Not Gay.
Before we begin, let me confess to you that I didn't always identify as gay. Some of you have known your place in the world since you jumped in the sandbox. I wasn't that lucky. And so it is, at times, I can still see a redeeming factor or two in a guy. Oh, these times are few and far between, and most of the guys are rolling in money and musical talent, but still. I could talk to you about this strangeness, but it's more fun to just objectify these men without a second thought. Wouldn't you agree?
If you have your own I'd Go Straight For list, please feel free to share. If you're bi, I think you owe me a fruit basket - you finally have a chance, on a queer website, to gush about guys! You're welcome! [Sarcasm! Light-hearted sarcasm! Cheers!]
1. Brandon Boyd of Incubus - He's skinny, has beautiful tattoos, and probably reeks of pot. He plays bongos, for crying out loud, and takes off his clothes on stage. Are there women out there who share these qualities? Sure. Are they Brandon Boyd? No, ma'am. For proof of sexiness, please watch this video.
2. Harry Connick, Jr - The man can sing. And he's sexy, in that older guy sort of way. Also, he scared the bejeezus out of me in Copycat. I admire that.
3. Justin Timberlake - Do I even have to explain this one? Are you blind? Deaf? Unable to appreciate choreographed dances? If you don't get it, I want my friendship bracelet back.
Today's topic: Men I Would Consider F*****g If They Didn't Have A P***s And I Was Not Gay.
Before we begin, let me confess to you that I didn't always identify as gay. Some of you have known your place in the world since you jumped in the sandbox. I wasn't that lucky. And so it is, at times, I can still see a redeeming factor or two in a guy. Oh, these times are few and far between, and most of the guys are rolling in money and musical talent, but still. I could talk to you about this strangeness, but it's more fun to just objectify these men without a second thought. Wouldn't you agree?
If you have your own I'd Go Straight For list, please feel free to share. If you're bi, I think you owe me a fruit basket - you finally have a chance, on a queer website, to gush about guys! You're welcome! [Sarcasm! Light-hearted sarcasm! Cheers!]
1. Brandon Boyd of Incubus - He's skinny, has beautiful tattoos, and probably reeks of pot. He plays bongos, for crying out loud, and takes off his clothes on stage. Are there women out there who share these qualities? Sure. Are they Brandon Boyd? No, ma'am. For proof of sexiness, please watch this video.
2. Harry Connick, Jr - The man can sing. And he's sexy, in that older guy sort of way. Also, he scared the bejeezus out of me in Copycat. I admire that.
3. Justin Timberlake - Do I even have to explain this one? Are you blind? Deaf? Unable to appreciate choreographed dances? If you don't get it, I want my friendship bracelet back.
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Jude Law
he's so mmm..older man haha
Besides the random lanky
Besides the random lanky girly men with nice abs...
George Clooney
Denzel Washington
Brad Pitt
Cary Grant
Jimmy Stewart
Haha. I'm Bi.
Johnny Depp
David Beckham
Justin Timberlake
James Franco
Brad Pitt
alright i'll play....
umm...okay here are my 5 (in no particular order)
Tom Welling
Ryan Gosling
Kurt Cobain(if only)
um...okay so there are only three, well two really....
but justin? really? eww...
Pretty Boys
Seriously I don't think I could really go straight for any guy! :)
At most I would consider havin a boy on the side. lol. He would just stay in his room and come out to play once and a while. I'd slide him his food through a prison like opening in his door. ( Not seriously )
Back to the topic at hand....I'd have to say there isn't a particular guy that just does it for me, but there is a type....i have such a soft spot for super skinny, pale, heavily tattooed, peirced, emo boys. There are so many pretty ones i run into here in the cities. Their hot hair styles and eyeliner and awesomely funky girly sense of style rocks my face! I hate to admit it though :-)
pretty boys sure are pretty
Johnny Depp (mysterious hot), Tom Welling (gorgeous hot), Ian Somerhalder (too pretty to be true hot), Christian Bale (brooding hot), Joseph Gordon-Levitt (just something about him hot), Jared Leto (pretty in eyeliner hot), Ryan Reynolds (nice body hot), Josh Duhamel (great hairline hot), JT (multi-talented hot), Leo DiCaprio (environmentally friendly hot)... but I'd trade all of them in a heartbeat for Kate (irresistible hot- she is the hotness that precedes all others).
Friendship Bracelet
You can have it back then. Justin Timberlake? COME ON! I thought we were talking about going straight? He's a girl, that doesn't count...
What about Johnny Depp? Or Reichen Lehmkuhl? Milo Ventimiglia? Rob Thomas? Those guys are hot... I mean Reichen would've to turn straight, too... but still...
My number one is my husband
My number one is my husband Morrissey..I would go straight for him......however, would he go straight for me..??
Hm...very doubtful..
Also...Chris Noth(Big) from Sex and the City, and Ian Somerhaulder coz he looks like a really pretty girl to me, and coz he made out with boys in the Rules of Attraction, and he made out with Katherine Moennig..
Oh and Gale Harold coz he's gorgeous!! And JT LeRoy coz he writes beautiful books, and he looks like a young version of Andy Warhol in some pictures.....and well he too looks like a girl.. :)
Call me morbid, call me pale..
pretty boys.
there's this ridiculously pretty busboy who works at the macaroni grill who would be sooooo hot if he were a girl. but he's not. sooo yeah.
I never knew I had so many choices...
Wow! Great list's girls! My list would have only one name though...Tommy Lee ; ) He just does it for me.
morrissey
and possibly jon stewart
Yeahhh I totally get the
Yeahhh I totally get the Justin Timberlake thing =D
haha
But also Johnny Depp & Taye Diggs :)
Only 3 guys could make me go
Only 3 guys could make me go bi(not straight):
-HEATH LEDGER(Although I prefer his wife,MICHELLE WILLIAMS)
-JOHN TRAVOLTA(he can dance!) and
-DAVID BOREANAZ(number 1)
About JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE...He is a good musician,he can dance a little,I give him that(and he has good taste, the girl with red hair he made out with in AYO Technology video is stunning). But I wouldn't go straight or bi for him....I don't know why any lesbian would...but ok...opinions are opinions
I <3 André
Because he's vegan and so not into categorization. When I saw Outkast live at Columbia one summer, before they were super huge, André was wearing a bright blue, space-suit-looking jump suit!! FAB.
I also thought Eric Lively, who played Mark in S2 of TLW was very attractive. Especially when he was wearing the "monsieur" t-shirt.
Davey Havoc
Only one guy; The old Davey Havoc of the band AFI, back before he looked like [no offense to anyone] "a queen." He was feminine, but not over the top with the eyeshadow and everything.
hm
I guess I could go for Jack White of the White Stripes...so long as he kept his parts in place.
straight for guys
gael motherfucking garcia bernal
heath ledger
kurt cobain (if only that were possible)
johnny depp, always johnny.
jonathan rhys-meyer
ewan mcgerggor (mainly in trainspotting)
dave navarro (because he already is a woman)
christian bale (when he's skinny)
in no particular order
lau
I Have A Thing for Girly Boys!!!!!!
I find girly boys very, very, sexy...i would probably stare at them for hours, maybe play with their hair a little bit...but that's about it...
Heres my top five...
Jared Leto (but then again, he's practically a girl, the most beautiful boy ever, so....)
Ryan Phillipe (way too pretty to be a guy, gorgeous lips)
Leo DiCaprio (back in his Titanic days, when he used to look like a chic, now his all grown and manly like)
Michael Pitt (Murder by Numbers..skinny+lanky+crazy=hot)
and last but not least Wentworth Miller ( he just has the most penetrating look ever)...
Haha!
Ok that is really funny, my girlfriend is obsessed with Brandon, like seriously hahahaha.
And yes I like JT, he's a hottie. I'd go straight for Gerard Buttler too, because he's scottish and my panties drop every time I hear a scottish accent.
You'd love my mom's side of
You'd love my mom's side of the family then. ;]
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Here are mine. jiji
James Franco
George Clooney
Hugh Jackman (as wolverine) lol
Problem is they are all gay men! lol damm it!
R.
hum
I would for
1)Gael García Bernal
2)Melvil Poupaud
3)James Mcavoy but only when he played Macbeth for the BBC.
I'd go straight for James Spader
I would soooo go straight for James Spader (in his younger and early Practice days, these days on BL he's just getting a little too chubby)...
But man - he has so much sex appeal it's not funny - watch Secretary or Sex, Lies and Videotape or Pretty in Pink - crazy! Or maybe I'm just attracted to his twisted characters! Either way he's amazing, and now I won't be able to stop thinking about him...
i second that, absolutely.
i second that, absolutely.
Only one.
There are a few men I find attractive, but I can only think of one that could set me straight and that's Kurt Cobain. For so many reasons, but I'm gay and he's gone now.
So I'll just stick to girls! :]
take back your friendship bracelet.
justin timberlake is boring. soo boring.
i'll have to think about this and get back. i just had to... um, give back that bracelet. Fast.
I've always had this thing for him..
.. since I'm all into Bones:
David Boreanaz (aka angel from buffy)
I'd prefer his 'Bones partner' Emily though..
second that
I concur on David Boreanaz and his Bones partner. Even a straight friend of mine says she would go les for her. lol
Listy...
ummm...ok Im not sure if Id go straight for them but id probably...squeal...jump up and down...stare...stare...stare...stare some more...aahhhh
anyway...:
Johnny Depp...God hes gorgoeus its illegal!!!
Leonardo Di Caprio...what?
Jt...He really should have been a girl..
and of course Brandon..uhhhh..the guy has the shane-body
i'd go very straight for
adam brody
Tiger
Woods, but maybe just give me private golf lessons
David Beckham... and his
David Beckham... and his wife too...
Christian...
I would say, Christian Bale, Christian Bale and Christian Bale haha..
Sakis Rouvas (wellknown Greek pop/rock singer), Hugh Jackman
who I'd play sperm bank for...
I'm right there with you for JT. I'd also have Jude Law's babies.
...oh who am I kidding, Jude Law is practically a woman anyway.
Rachel
Philadelphia
hah thats funny. I always
hah thats funny. I always told people the only guy I would only go straight for is Brandon Boyd. This made me smile hah. THANKS!
icky but if i had to..
1. Randy Orton (WWE)
2. Jay Hernandez
3. Gerard Butler
4. Johnny Depp
5. Spike (BuffyTVS)
6. Angel (BuffyTVS)
I'd go straight for
a few moments with Richard Gere. Then it would dawn on me that he's as straight as I am gay and we would ( in my dreams anyway) get it on with Demi Moore!
men i'd go straight for
i'm a lesbian but there are some guys i'd go straight for...
Daniel Radcliffe (aka harry potter)
Clive Owen (the guy who kissed Rosario Dawson in Sin City)
Ah yes, Clive Owen, very
Ah yes, Clive Owen, very sexy man
in australia.
we have this show called Rove, its basically a guy called rove and he interviews people and these music and stuff (its pretty highly rated)...anyway, when he has a celebrity on (recently daniel radcliffe) he has 20s for $20, and the last question is who would you go gay for? (the harry potter man answered albert einstein which is strange), so kinda the oppposite
I'm actually bi, so I just
I'm actually bi, so I just haaad to take advantage of this rare chance (the fruitbasket is already on its way...).
1)
kelly jones of the stereophonics. my goddamn hormones nearly killed me on that concert.
2)
robert levon been of brmc (the god-like creature on the right). god, me and my affinity for rockstars are such losers...
3)
Ryan Gosling. he got this mysterious, dark thing about him. I mean, stay, hello?!
1 brandon boyd 2 steve
1 brandon boyd
2 steve stevens
3 trent reznor
4 nikki sixx
5 bon jovi..in 10 years..i like old men
:P
Um my Guitar God
John Mayer....OMG so talented, great voice, handsome face and lanky body which I love too. My chick knows Im in L-O-V-E with his music. When I met him this summer my heart stopped. Yes, ladies, he is as tall the green giant.
Please leave Pop, Lock and Dropping to the Professionals. Caution: You will get hurt!
Lover I don't have to love
Conor Oberst. Enough said.
Yessssss
Fer sure Tyler Durden [hey, fictional people are hot too], Ryan Phillipe, and Elijah Wood.
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Wannabe K)) roadie*
If I didnt knew better...(hehehe, kiddin)
a) Christian Bale in American Psycho
b) Joaquin Phoenix in Gladiator
c) Jake Ghyllenhaal (as himself)
Anty 75
sexy guys
oh man, the black dude from transformers..tyrese... pure deliciousness above the belt. and johnny depp! oh god, i melt every time i see him...and then wish he had a twin sister! lol. and..hmmmm... i guess id have to say, one of my teachers, i know i know, naughty, but he is sooooo fine and soooo funny. and only 10 years apart! haha, let me find out he has a sister..ok ok i gotta stop, its gettin heated.
m<3
good grief, brandon boyd is
good grief, brandon boyd is so incredibly gorgeous. i totally agree with whomever wrote this post. brandon is STUNNING. also, the chick that wrote this has gorgeous hair. i can just tell.
xxx,
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If they kept their pants
If they kept their pants on....
1) Johnny Depp
2) Christian Bale
3) Viggo Mortensen (when he looked like Aragorn in LOTR)
There is no famous guy
I'd go straight for.
If I did have a list, they would probably all be construction workers or technicians (like telephone of electrical) or some other testosterone-laden uber-male type because, butch as I am, I like guys who are guys. All the famous guys are really girls. I would not want a guy who spends more time primping and making up than me. I'd need a hot shower and pull on jeans type of guy. Oh, he'd cleam up nice for special occasions, but on the main he'd look best dirty!
But hey, that's just me.
There's a thin line...